hot summer, ugly winter

Assimilation

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:18:36 -0500

2 a.m.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:17:43 -0500

E: it's 2 a.m.
E: why are you awake
E: Lady
jan: putting together an awesome sandwich screen shot
E: ????????
E: THAT needs to go in your tumblr
E: I'm laughing so hard I'm choking

Took a couple @jannygirls out (…clearly. look at it) to...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:15:00 -0500

Took a couple @jannygirls out (…clearly. look at it) to fit make it a better sandwich. And Oak’s “LIES!” makes it much tastier and exciting.

You are not alone.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:12:03 -0500

You are not alone.

6,000 years

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:28:07 -0500

6,000 years

"Provided no useful intelligence."

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:22:00 -0500

"Provided no useful intelligence."

#Maine

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:53:16 -0500

#Maine

nickdouglas: Jesus Venn diagram via Reddit

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:51:49 -0500

nickdouglas:

Jesus Venn diagram via Reddit

"There's a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:45:15 -0500

"There's a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."

Thou shalt not cut (because Jesus isn't real)

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:51:31 -0500

E: I LOVE foreskins
jan: oh yeah?!
jan: me too.
jan: I think they'd be delicious cooked
E: noooooo
jan: as suckers?

"Brightest" by Copeland

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:05:55 -0400

If you find yourself here on my side of town
I’d pray that you’d come to my door
Talk to me like you don’t know what we ever fought about
Cause I don’t remember anymore

I just know that she warms my heart
And knows what all my imperfections are
And she said that I was the brightest little firefly in her jar

And I just know that she warms my heart
And knows what all my imperfections are
And she said that I was the brightest little firefly in her jar.

Short version

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:27:00 -0400

Play “Hamburg Song” at my funeral and then light my stupid body on fire.

When to Use Comic Sans

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:52:59 -0400

When to Use Comic Sans

Miles

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:26:33 -0400

jan: I used to think happiness and unhappiness were extremes
jan: like there were miles between the two
jan: but it doesn't take much to go from one to the other
d: It sure doesn't

Cat and Soccer

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:56:20 -0400

Z: it's hard when neither does anything wrong but it has to end anyways :-(:-(
Z: but at least you have a cat
Z: all I have is my addiction to soccer

Liberty

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:52:58 -0400

jesus: maybe you should be "liberty" for halloween
jesus: since it doesn't exist
jesus: you can just make it up

Dr. Funny Guy

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:15:25 -0400

“Organic, ORGANIC, *points to the meat*… I’m not sure about that.”
-Dad

“Marty, I’m very happy with the way you’re behaving. You only went into my Manhattan once.”
-Dad

Dad: She always works the word “tummy” in somehow…every day.
Mom: The Buffalo Bills give me a tummy-ache.
Dad: How about I tickle you until your tummy gives up all its guts!

Mix Tape

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:48:00 -0400

“The First Day of my Life” -Bright Eyes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwFS69nA-1w

“Kissing the Lipless” -The Shins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5H2E1zvQhI

“Better” -Regina Spektor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l8Vp9LGgNA

“Save Your Scissors” -City and Colour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK1-3hsqOWE

“All I Want” -Suzie Suh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpwIKvf6Fy4

“The Temptation of Adam” -Josh Ritter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76MXROcqqxo

“The Grey Man” -Copeland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lw_ZOMY3pY

PSA: Protect Insurance Companies

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:37:56 -0400

PSA: Protect Insurance Companies

Versus

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:19:18 -0400

life vs. love

brain vs. heart

money vs. togetherness