Nov
29th
Mon
29th
Lobster
- Jan: I thought I closed all the windows but there was one open and someone just asked if they could "cum ion" me:
- footballfan: can i cum ion u?
- Janny: oh fuck off
- footballfan: what?
- footballfan: i m serious, ur hot
- footballfan: itll be fun
- Steve: wasn't me.
- Steve: I save such smooth talk for in person.
- Jan: I just told him to cum on a lobster
- Steve: poor lobster. :-(
- Jan: the lobster would pinch is wang.
- Jan: hopefully.
- Jan: at least that's what I visualized.
- Steve: not if there are those rubber band thingies on its claws
- Steve: women have to deal with obnoxious real men. men have to deal with obnoxious SPAM Bots
- Jan: I should've told him to cum on a wild lobster
- Jan: not a tank lobster
- Steve: lol for some reason, "cum on a wild lobster' is funnier
- Steve: but still not to the lobster
- Jan: the lobster will be like WHAT THE FUCK
- Jan: and then it'll wash off
- Jan: then the lobster will get over it
- Steve: you have sudden insight into the minds of crustaceans?
- Jan: yes.
