Sep
18th
Thu
18th
Sep
15th
Mon
15th
Distortion.
Sep
9th
Tue
9th
before it's gone
- Scotty: i say make use of the sun before it's gone
- jan: eh... I'm in a hole
- jan: it takes a lot for me to climb out
- Scotty: in a hole?!
- jan: I need lights at the ends of my tunnels
- Scotty: yea i hear that
- Scotty: i need food at the end of my tunnel
What is the nature of Love? Love is a command to rise to one’s highest potential, the best and noblest vision of oneself. Love is a reward, the greatest we can earn, granted to us for the moral qualities we have achieved in our life.
— Ayn Rand, Helen Mirren portraying Ayn Rand in “The Passion of Ayn Rand.”
Aug
30th
Sat
30th
What do Atheists yell during sex? Oh nothingness! Oh Charles Darwin that feels good! Oh SCIENCE! Do that again!
— Stephen Colbert
Aug
27th
Wed
27th
I do not believe in rules or regulations. For example, the microwave manual explicitly told me not to put styrofoam in it, or in the case that I do put styrofoam in it, not to stand next to it inhaling the fumes. *Inhales* Oooooh! That’s the best smell me ever feeltastedkneesocksbananapants.
— Stephen Colbert, August 27 2008
Aug
26th
Tue
26th
The Next President Will be a Southpaw