December 2008
14 posts
And the ideal American car, as I'm sure you know,... →
Dec 26th
Cute Attack
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XAKroNeQhf0&NR=1 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oNS6SUe-kGc http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qBO2U7SZ5qs&NR=1 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vShXnK5QgUI
Dec 22nd
The hookup
jan: I feel like I'm itchy all over
E: UNF
E: yeah
E: I'm going to sleep
jan: like I have restless body syndrome
jan: I don't get it
jan: I can't wash it off
E: better lotion
E: IKK WASH U OFF
jan: I wish I had some muscle relaxers
“E” signed off at 12: 10:22 AM.
“E” signed on at 7: 11:54 AM.
E: Dude, I totally would have gotten you the hookup if I got that message before I went to bed
Dec 18th
Brain Cell... Universe →
Dec 12th
“I think it’s the difference between what you believe gay people are and...”
– Jon Stewart to Professional Douchebag Mike Huckabee, The Daily Show, December 9, 2008
Dec 10th
bring it.
r: pleasant dreams sweetie
jan: SWEETIE yourself
r: :D
jan: if you call me sweetie again, I will slay you
r: ok sweetie
jan: prepare to be slayed.
Dec 8th
“Lisa Suatoni is here… We’re savin’ the world today! And...”
– Ellen, December 3, 2008
Dec 7th
Killing a Tree
jan: I think I'm going to kill a tree
jan: so that Jesus knows I love him
o: haha
jan: what?
o: wait, um, what does killing a tree have to do with Jesus?
jan: Christmas
o: oh
o: ha
o: oops
o: totally missed it
Dec 7th
WatchWatch
One of my favorites.
Dec 7th
Mammoth DNA
Stephen Colbert: So why go through all this trouble to recreate the wooly mammoth? Why don’t you take an elephant and staple shag carpeting to it… you got the same basic idea, right? Nicholas Wade: It would still be an elephant in sheep’s clothing. And if you want to know how a mammoth behaves and what its lovelife is and its ecology… Stephen Colbert: Once again, you need...
Dec 6th
WatchWatch
Dec 6th
“Just think, eight legs means eight balls. I’ve only got two and I can...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, December 3, 2008
Dec 4th
“You’re right. He’s not actually a goat. He’s goat-ish. He...”
– Patrick Jane, The Mentalist
Dec 4th
Punctuation's, WHO'RE
Jan: I wonder if they have a microwave at work.
Jessica: probably
Jan: maybe I'll bring soup to work for lunch.
Jessica: MY LUNCH tomorrow will consist of three carrots, two pieces of pizza and a piece of chocolate
Jessica: I need to grocery shop, so bad
Jan: why is there a comma there?
Jessica: for emphasis
Jessica: :-P
Jan: no.
Jessica: IMAGINE IM BREATHING THERE
Jessica: YES
Jan: no.
Jan: wrong wrong wrong
Jan: I will not let you do that to the comma
Jan: ;c )
Jessica: I DO WHAT i WANT
Jessica: COMMA IS MY BITCH
Jan: NO.
Jessica: mine
Jessica: i FUCKED IT LAST NIGHT
Jan: bet you did, you're punctuation's whore
Jan: or, as you say, you're, punctuation's WHO'RE
Jessica: Nope
Jessica: I'm it's daddy
Jessica: it does what I want
Jan: its!
Jan: ITS DADDY.
Jessica: ITSITSITSITS
Jan: you slut.
Jessica: SHARRUP YOU
Jessica: LOL\
Dec 1st