superman
- jan: he says "like" a lot
- jesus: he's gay.
hot summer, ugly winter
direct from my stickies and other various places
Jul 04
Jun 26
“ Did you get those buns from your daddy?
— Nigel Lythgoe, Judge, to dancer Joshua Allen on So You Think You Can Dance
Jun 23
failblog is great. http://failblog.org/
Jun 16
golf balls
- z: my car is fucked
- jan: what?!
- jan: why?
- z: god
- z: what the fuck
- z: cuz of the golfball sized hail
- jan: didn't get that here
- jan: just little peas
- z: yeah
- z: cheektowaga was fine
- z: we literally had golf balls here
- jan: literally!?
- jan: wow, those are some magical clouds
Jun 13
“ I’m stoked. I can’t even describe how happy I am. It’s a dream come true. Got one more fight to do. Gotta win that final fight. That’ll be, yaknow, an icing on the… ice cream? I don’t know if I said that right but uh..yeah, it’s a great feeling.
— Jesse Taylor, UFC Season 7
Jun 05
“ It was going so well until his mouth ruined it for his face.
— Jon Stewart about McCain
Jun 04
“ Unfortunately it may be harder for teens to find summer work since this year’s job market is shaping up as the weakest in more than half a century. Well, help has arrived, and as usual, it comes in the form of me.
— Stephen Colbert
May 31
Heyyyyy
May 30
waking up
- jan: I have to tell you
- jan: that I am a weirdo
- jan: okay okay, you already know
- jan: but this morning, this is how I got out of bed:
- jan: I convinced myself that I was getting electricuted
- Carm: hahah whaat?
- jan: my brain actually made the "bzzzz" sound
- jan: I jump up
- jan: and then I go into the bathroom, look at myself in the mirror,
- jan: and say, "good one, Jib."
- jan: I actually called myself THE WRONG NAME
- Carm: hahahaha
- jan: WOW.